Jeremy Lerner: A six-pack, the bulges and dicks of some of his co-stars, and a lot of premiere parties for movies he wasn’t in

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Link to the breasts and dicks of the other players.

I don’t know who Julian Lerner is, but he has abs.

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Apparently he sings.

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And he is in Disney’s Descendants: Rise of the Red, a 2024 film in which Red, the teenage daughter of the Queen of Hearts, Alice in Wonderlandand Chloe, the teenage daughter of her arch-nemesis Cinderella, travel back in time to meet their teenage mothers and put an end to their lifelong feud.

The leading roles are also played by:

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1. Joshua Colley, left, as Captain Hook’s son. I thought Captain Hook was gay. Ki must be adopted.

2. Peder Lindell as Morgana Le Fay’s son.

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3. Paolo Montalban as King Charming — Prince Charming after he inherits the throne, you know? I always thought that was a description, not his real name.

4. Levin Valyali, left, as the middle-aged Aladdin.

5. Kabir Bery as the teenage Aladdin

6. Leonardo Nam as the Mad Hatter’s son. Come on, that guy was too crazy to commit to a permanent romantic relationship.

7. Anthony Pyatt as the teenage Hades.

More after the break

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Wait, Julian Lerner isn’t in this. Why is he being photographed on the red carpet?

He wasn’t there Percy Jackson and the Olympiansregardless of what Getty Images thinks.

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What has he been doing besides taking shirtless selfies to show off his abs?

According to IMDB, there are 17 actors in this film.

1. Pantheon2022-23, an animated series that appears to be about a future dystopian society.

2. Alma’s Way2021-23, an animated series about a six-year-old girl in a diverse neighborhood.

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3. The Wonder Years2021-23, a remake of the classic about life in the 1960s, but with a black family in Montgomery, Alabama. Montgomery Bus Boycott, anyone? Starring Dule Hill, with Don Cheadle’s bulge as narrator.

4. The Many Saints of Newark2021, about the early life of Tony Soprano from the early 2000s mafia TV series.

5. Yes Day2021, about parents who agree to say “yes” to everything their children ask. Edgar Ramirez plays the father.

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Wait — Julian is playing one of the kids? In 2021? How old is this guy?

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Born in 2007. At the time of writing Julian is 16! I’d guess mid/late 20s.

Maybe I should listen to him after all.

See also: Braxton Alexander: Three Straight Boyfriends, Three Serial Killers, One Saxophone, and Three Naked Butts

Preston Oliver: Teen idol with four TV roles, two boyfriends, “Ask Me Tony” and a number of naked co-stars

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