Universal – Punch Club 2: Fast Forward (by TinyBuild) | TouchArcade

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You’ve spent your entire life in the confines of your overbearing mother’s garage, your father mysteriously disappeared before you were born. But hey, you had plenty of time to play sports and dream about the wonders of the world. It sucks for you, people eat slime, corruption is rampant and everyone wants to fight you… But maybe you can find your father and become the “dark fist” people whisper about, somehow you could actually be the savior of humanity, the one to reveal the super secret secrets of the Goodness Corporation… Or not. It’s a choose your own adventure, stay in the garage if you want. Choose Your Own Adventure It’s been 20 long years since some nameless cool guy rose from the streets, beat up the big bad guy, found his father and everyone was really happy or something. Welcome to the future, it’s corrupt, seashells have replaced toilet paper and everything is now cyberpunk. Walk the same, but now neon, streets as you are thrown into an adventure full of hilarity, 80’s nostalgia and punches. Even more punches than before. Become a champion fighter Punch, kick and cheat your way through, if you want. Becoming the best fighter is not easy, it takes time, dedication, dollars and training! Improve your stats and techniques, plan your match and create your own incredibly awesome fighting school! Sounds better than losing and everyone laughing at you. While nothing beats good old-fashioned blood, sweat and tears, neurotraining and pirated software certainly sound tempting. Even if there is a small risk that you will be exposed as a fraud and your last brain cell will pack up and leave. Manage… Everything Life in the rat race is fast-paced, time-consuming and requires effective management to survive, Punch Club 2 is the same! It is literally a simulation game! Manage your time and money, as you rise to the top of the fighting leagues, solve crimes, work for the police, the mafia and everyone else you meet. Completing quests will unlock new fighting schools, moves, dollars, good character points, and even the Lion Queen on VHS! Stop reading the Steam page and start grinding! Welcome to the future of Punch Club! The first rule of Punch Club is to tell everyone about Punch Club!