Liquidating Rudy Giuliani Exhumed for Screaming for Biden to Be Hanged*

In your enthusiasm about Mark Robinson posts on a porn forum about his sister-in-law peeing on him, Did you forget about pants-showing pervert Rudy Giuliani? Well, he’s back! Kamala Harris may have Oprah, Meryl, Taylor and Billie, but Donald J. Trump has star endorsements too! And he dug up Rudy to scream at his supporters in Uniondale, New York. You’re welcome, America! And that disbarred, multi-indicted, bankrupt, horny Scottish goblin is still a crying shame.

Sorry to remind you, but that’s it.

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Trump still owes Roodles at least $2 million for legal fees, but apparently he’s happy to work for free. Hey, do you remember last year when FBI agent Johnathan Buma told the Senate Judiciary Committee that Giuliani had been compromised by Russian intelligence, and may have received “a large payment directly from a Russian asset,” and that Buma’s investigation into those ties was being thwarted? Remember all those years Giuliani spent acting like a fucking Russian agentand Giuliani’s years of intensive efforts to keep even his own accountants from looking at his books? But here we are again, sidetracked!

Anyway, on Tuesday night, Trump had Roodles as his hype man for his appearance in Uniondale, New York, where Rudy pulled out all the stops by shouting some Hunter Biden election fraud lies, claiming Biden had received $21 million from “Red China,” based on who-knows-what, and strongly suggesting Biden should be hanged*, for good measure.

“They cheated on the hard drive and rigged the election! Biden was elected on fraud! They hid the fact that he and his family received 21 million dollars from red China! What do we do with a man in the White House who received 21 million dollars from our greatest enemy?! Imagine if… Reagan had received 21 million dollars from Russia. We would have hung him!”

Biden has hidden it so well that this is apparently the first time anyone has heard of it!

RooGoo ended up in a complete foaming mouth, screaming, “No more attacks! No more attacks! No more! Stop it. If there’s someone behind it, I’ll find them. I did it to the mafia, I can do it to them too!”

Yes indeed, expelled Jan.

Why did Trump actually campaign in New York? Harris is up by 13 points in the polls there, so shouldn’t those two be doing their jobs in a swing state? And is it good for their many respective civil and criminal cases to be publicly cohesive? I think if Trump or Roodles were still sane enough to appear sane, they would have done so by now.

Like dog poop on a Trump bus tire, the old Rudy keeps coming back. He’s not doing so well. As usual. When we last posted a sad horn sound for America’s Mayor™, his bankruptcy filing had been denied because he wouldn’t cooperate with the one he filed himself. So, the time for liquidation began! The financial kind, not the shoe-shine kind.

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He had already been indicted for his role in the Arizona voter initiative scam on his 80th birthday, when he asked guests to buy him a sleeper sofa, cologne, ceiling paint and other items that most adults making at least $43,000 a month would simply order on Amazon. (Here is the link you use (When you order for yourself on Amazon, Wonkette receives a small commission.)

BANKRUPT! EVERYWHERE!

Looks like it’s time for the ‘bankrupt’ Rudy Giuliani to retire the Grande Latte Avocado Toast!

Happy 80th Birthday, Rudy! Here’s your Arizona Fake Electors Inquiry!

And, after nearly a year of his legal wrangling, his creditors, Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss, the Georgia election workers whose lives were ruined by Giuliani’s lies, have filed a petition for collection. They want his bank accounts and those of Giuliani Communications, LLC, along with his 1980 Mercedes, 26 watches and:

New York Yankees World Series rings, autographed Reggie Jackson and Joe DiMaggio memorabilia, a claim for “approximately” $2 million in “never paid” legal fees for his work on behalf of the 2020 Donald Trump campaign, “cash bills” and his “interest” (“1,430 shares”) in his multimillion-dollar Manhattan apartment.

They also want the proceeds from that coffee brand he tried to hide from the bankruptcy court, Rudy Coffee, which has a rich aroma of aged Scotch and COVID farts. Good to the last drop!

Then there’s the Arizona fake voter case. Giuliani’s lawyers wants it thrown awayof course, whine whine. Good luck! His buddy, Jenna Ellis, the lady who assisted him on his ‘poo-toot’ train, has gone berserk and is presumably quite willing to testify against the old ghoul.

SO PLEASE!

Jenna Ellis turns heel in Arizona voter fraud case

And on Monday, Rudy’s federal lawsuit against Joe Biden for calling him a “Russian pawn” and “facilitator of Russian disinformation” thrown outbecause he filed the application in New Hampshire, where neither he nor handsome Joe lives or does business.

Can you blame him for screaming unintelligibly, sweating and screaming some more?

Well, of course. He could have taken his pension money, stayed in Florida with his married mistress, and just left everyone alone. Maybe he would have had some money left over to leave to his kids! Trump won’t pay his legal bills, but maybe he at least bought him that cologne on his wish list?

*Pictures are hung, people are hung. That’s your pedantry for today.

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