This week in internet comments: Baylor

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Plus a perfectly executed whiteout

Iowa State finally gave the people what they asked for, and it was internet pandemonium.

You’ve hurt me too many times to fall for this again.

But I’m ready to fall for it again. https://t.co/kZUuQDwFeS

— Chance M. ‍☠ (Founder of the Moberly Fan Club) (@c_wallace_m) October 3, 2024

I swear, if Iowa State comes out with a black bugle logo on their helmets… pic.twitter.com/z4ZlSBXOuM

— Joe Summers (@joesummers) October 3, 2024

https://t.co/gY8DgmBqbO pic.twitter.com/6JafbWFXLP

— Cyclone_everyday (@EverydayCyclone) October 3, 2024

Fans were angry about the pre-match whiteout performance.

*Whiteout game and it’s 90 degrees out*

Some Iowa State fans: “I think I’ll wear my nicest black t-shirt today”

— Greg Mackey (@gmackey32) October 5, 2024

Is there a good chance that our fan base can achieve a whiteout tonight?

I’m leaning towards 60% at best, prove me wrong folks!

— Brooke Johnson (@bjohn20) October 5, 2024

Sent to Gitmo

PSA: If you don’t wear white to the game tomorrow, you’ll be sent to Guantanamo Bay

— Matthias Schwartzkopf (@MatthiasWRNL) October 4, 2024

And they were wrong, the whiteout was great.

pic.twitter.com/Fmlgx7ZLsM

— Cyclone Coach️ (@isucoachburner) October 7, 2024

Cyclone nation, regardless of the outcome of this game. I’m really proud of you. The stadium looks great in white.

— Brad Black (@BlackFarmsAg) October 6, 2024

Iowa State fans pic.twitter.com/6Nxtc5sUYY

— Barstool Big12 (@BarstoolBig12) October 6, 2024

Jack Trice, I’m inside you pic.twitter.com/PtB98TLVF1

— Will Smead® (@smead4WP) October 5, 2024

I understood the assignment. #Cyclones pic.twitter.com/xDlwrDtaxA

— Chad Settle (@ChadSettle) October 5, 2024

Watching the Sukup End Zone continued.

Looking south… if it’s not 100° or 15°, the Sukup Endzone looks great pic.twitter.com/6kHbtZFYpt

— Heather Burnside (@HeatherRadio) October 6, 2024

The tailgate was blowing so hard that Brent made the tweet.

Guys, it’s officially windier than a Dan McCarney press conference in Ames! And Mac is nearby! ️️

— Brent Blum (@brentblum) October 5, 2024

Even Hassel liked the uniforms!

The black and white of Iowa State is growing on me

— Chris Hassel (@Hassel_Chris) October 6, 2024

Another week, another horny Larry.

I call it a Sexy Larry Saturday

— Cyclone Larry (@CycloneLarry69) October 5, 2024

Unfollow me right now if you don’t have a BONER for the Iowa State Cyclones!

— Cyclone Larry (@CycloneLarry69) October 5, 2024

There were some nervous moments.

the Iowa State Cyclones have literally never played a normal football game

— Michael Egle (@deceptivespeed_) October 6, 2024

And the officials weren’t exactly friendly to the Cyclones.

Well, it’s pretty clear that the referees will try to decide who wins this Iowa State Baylor game in the first quarter.

— Dylan Soehner (@dylansoehner) October 6, 2024

Focused on happiness -1000

I swear to God that no team is hit with targeted penalties on unavoidable flukes than Iowa State. And they all result in ejections.

— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) October 6, 2024

Some old recordings have been uncovered.

Hammer the Baylor moneyline, we ain’t got it folks

— Matt Nelson (@MNelson_ISU) October 6, 2024

And many players got injured.

Quite a rough start for the Iowa State defense. Currently without the Dutch team, JR Singleton (on bike), Porter and Cael Brezina just left the match. Attack would be better off switching gears. If ISU wants to win, this may have to be a shootout.

— Chris Williams (@ChrisMWilliams) October 6, 2024

The people wanted a Jayden Higgins touchdown.

I need Jayden Higgins to catch the ball in the end zone

— Mandy (@Mandy_ydnaM) October 6, 2024

And people have one because he’s a loser.

It’s Jayden Higgins’ world and we’re all just living in it.

— Megatron (@Megs_ISU) October 6, 2024

Jayden Higgins joins the growing list of cyclones that are fun to watch on Sunday

— Spencer Hughes (@spencerhughes) October 6, 2024

Jayden Higgins might be the best WR I’ve ever seen at ISU. #cyclones

—Andrew Gogerty (@andrewgogerty) October 6, 2024

This is Jayden Higgins. He is a receiver for Iowa State and scores a touchdown every game. You can’t guard him. pic.twitter.com/o7K9INeB8y

— Fake TJ Otzelberger (@FauxTjOtz) October 6, 2024

Jaylon Jackson really made people jump.

https://t.co/Vf2I0A1IjN pic.twitter.com/23ks0YYkXg

— Kyle G. Adema ️ ‍☠️ (@KyleGAdema) October 6, 2024

Jaylon Jackson is going to rush for 547 yards against K-State, right?

— Bad Abu Sama (@clones2thebone) October 6, 2024

Deon Silas’ short ass walked so Jaylon Jackson’s short ass could RUN

— Brian Decker (@deck2013) October 6, 2024

JAYLON JACKSON, YOU PRETTY LITTLE TWISTY MAN

— Jeremiah Davis (@jeremiahdavis10) October 6, 2024

So you really think you’re ready to become the fourth member of our group, Buzz Killington?

Hot taken, but I don’t care. This is a stupid song. Stop playing it at sporting events. https://t.co/NAQ5hS1dn5

— Matt Van Winkle (@mattvanwinkle) October 6, 2024

The atmosphere was so good, even the stand was shaking.

pic.twitter.com/uoZI35y2vn

— Jenny Buchanan (@karlene4423) October 6, 2024

Word to the wise: don’t mess with our drone show.

It seems like Iowa State got pretty angry when the drone show was canceled and they fired it at Baylor.

— Aaron Marner (@A_Mar32) October 6, 2024

5-0 feels great, folks.

5-0 is quite special. I’m 39 years old and have never seen it before. I hope the players/staff know how much we fans appreciate it. We don’t take it for granted.

— Adam Gray (@AdamJGray17) October 6, 2024

My 5-0 Iowa State Cyclones pic.twitter.com/m55EKWezFn

— Bryanna Walton (@BryWal22) October 6, 2024

Move over, Cowboys.

Your 5-0 Iowa State Cyclones. America’s Team™️

— Greg Mackey (@gmackey32) October 6, 2024

Your No. 11 ISU Cyclones are on the cusp of the top 10

Tied for issue 11 https://t.co/7lKn8XlWp2 pic.twitter.com/bvLZBo1uIe

— Jack Trice Mafia (@JackTriceMafia) October 6, 2024

Larrystrodamus is riding again.

Cloning 41
Bears 20

— Cyclone Larry (@CycloneLarry69) October 5, 2024

Campbell actually sent his Mardi Gras bead-wearing ass back to Sunnyvale in a coffee can.

11-3 since knucklehead pic.twitter.com/7OuPazzIip

— #11 Cylights ️ (@Cylights) October 6, 2024

Sorry, not sorry, RGIII.

pic.twitter.com/ChmataC00s

— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) October 6, 2024

Iowa State finally gave the people what they asked for, and it was internet pandemonium.

Fans were angry about the pre-match whiteout performance.

Sent to Gitmo

And they were wrong, the whiteout was great.

Watching the Sukup End Zone continued.

The tailgate was blowing so hard that Brent made the tweet.

Even Hassel liked the uniforms!

Another week, another horny Larry.

There were some nervous moments.

And the officials weren’t exactly friendly to the Cyclones.

Focused on happiness -1000

Some old recordings have been uncovered.

And many players got injured.

The people wanted a Jayden Higgins touchdown.

And people have one because he’s a loser.

Jaylon Jackson really made people jump.

So you really think you’re ready to become the fourth member of our group, Buzz Killington?

The atmosphere was so good, even the stand was shaking.

Word to the wise: don’t mess with our drone show.

5-0 feels great, folks.

Move over, Cowboys.

Your No. 11 ISU Cyclones are on the cusp of the top 10

Larrystrodamus is riding again.

Campbell actually sent his Mardi Gras bead-wearing ass back to Sunnyvale in a coffee can.

Sorry, not sorry, RGIII.

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